Sick Beat Movement, Bro.

This is the funniest thing I’ve seen today. The best quote from Kerouac’s “On the Road,” as told by bros.

onthebrod:

But then they strutted down the streets like total pimps, and I shambled after as I’ve been doing all my life after bros who interest me, because the only bros for me are the awesome ones, the ones who are mad to chug, mad to party, mad to bone, mad to get hammered, desirous of all the chicks at Buffalo Wild Wings, the ones who never turn down a Bud Light Lime, but chug, chug, chug like fucking awesome players exploding like spiders across an Ed Hardy shirt and in the middle you see the silver skull pop and everybody goes “Awww!”

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   Reinterpretation or Kerouac’s classic. Fucking

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    see classic literature being translated...modern audience.

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    seen today. The best quote from Kerouac’s “On...Road,” as told by bros.

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    most famous passage...Road. I’m speechless due

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    sentence, for bro’s: On The Bro’d: 8 - The Only Bros For Me Are The Awesome Ones

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    45 minutes reading this whole blog, but if you don’t have...have to read this chapter. I...

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    Jack Kerouac’s On

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    Go. Go read this now.

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    most amazing tumblr.

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    Only Bros For Me Are The Awesome Ones - On The Bro’d Seriously. This is

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